(Source: mark-06)
(Source: mark-06)
German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.
we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.
(Source: itsfunnytome)
i want to swim away but don’t know how
sometimes it feels just like i’m falling in the ocean
Kawasaki Ninja by Julia Rozental
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
(Source: teenjeep)
I HAVE A QUESTION
Why does everyone assume Dolorosa was always fleeing from battle with Signless tucked under her arm
I mean
If this doesn’t scream ‘COME AT ME BITCH JUST FUCKING TRY ME’ then I don’t know what does
inlovewithafictionalcharacter:
This is one of the most inspirational stories ever.
Oh. My. God.
Is this a true story??
It is indeed. (x) And she’s written a fantastic piece about body image. (x)
holy shit I didnt know that
This is too amazing to NOT reblog, so inspiring.
That is amazing.
this is all one guy
can you not
(Source: theofficialariel)
so hop on in / let’s take a ride / you’ll see my trunk is quite roomy inside / tonight you’re gonna sleep in my aquariumamerica’s next top model cronus
“The Other Mothers final form is f*cking terrifying.”
harley~
I am in a fandom that accepts tentacles as a sex organ.
I am in a fandom that accepts tentacles as a sex organ.
I am in a fandom that accepts tentacles as a sex organ.
I am in a fandom that accepts tentacles as a sex organ.
I am in a fandom that accepts tentacles as a sex organ.
I am in a fandom that accepts tentacles as a sex organ.
Gamzee Makara by redblacktac

